have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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