She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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