I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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