Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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