i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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