just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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