I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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