She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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