how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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