And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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