Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
