Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
