You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Alive.
So much puke
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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