About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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