dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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