singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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