Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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