if you like me you must not know who I am
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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