can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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