i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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