I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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