i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He has the fingertips of a God
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