pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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