Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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