Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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