I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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