I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Life is so much better after having sex.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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