so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Shame - the story of my life.
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