I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
thus making me awesome and them whores
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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