nut hugger
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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