Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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