i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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