one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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