Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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