Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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