i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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