So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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