now i know why i became what i already was.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Randomize
