I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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