He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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