I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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