dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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