I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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