Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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