What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Me too!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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