After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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