just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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