SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just tell him i said nine months
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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