apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
