How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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