I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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