I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize
