No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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